Failman, Failman! The only person who always fail! Failman, Failman, today he needs your failing help! Look-oout, here comes the Failing Maaan! No cash? Life is bad for you? Are you fat, or maybe unhappy, or maybe fat and unhappy? Worry no more, because Failman is here to help! Or fail helping, at least! Use the Mouse to interact with objects and the environment.